Day 1 Of The Water Apocalypse
Several snooze button slaps later, the Moose managed to roll out of bed and get ready for work. The water was still running as usual, just as moosepected.
The Moose was soon on his way to work. The day started fine and most of it went well, except for the increased heat throughout the building for water saving purposes (turning down the AC). And lunch time.
There were no plates provided at the food basement, which the Moose loves to frequent for the tasty nomz they sell down there.
No shady business, just nomz! Really tasty nomz.
Instead, everyone was given food containers that are meant for one-time use and can be just thrown away.
When evening came, the Moose was looking forward to getting some tasty nomz for dinner. He wasn’t planning to cook and bother with dishes in these dire times!
His trip home, however, was filled with strange events. The train was stopping longer and moving much slower than usual. And the last station was way closer than normal.
Nobody explained why or what was going on, but that wasn’t a big problem for the Moose as he was getting off just a couple of stations away.
Once off, he passed by a bathroom that was taped shut with red tape and signs of no entry.
The Moose wondered what the hell happened there, but concluded that moosehaps shit went down (or not) due to the water disruption.
And while the announcements of train delays were ringing through the speakers, it was sending a pre-apocalyptic vibe indeed.
That’s how most zombie movies start anymoose.
The dinner went by without any strange incidents. It was delicious and plenty! In actual plates too!
Afterwards, the Moose wandered around the mall for a bit and, of course, bought something he absolutely did not need. It was very nice though, so that’s that.
It was time to head home and get on another train again. Everything seemed normal with this one, until it arrived and stopped suddenly. The door stayed shut.
Soon it moved again. With the other passengers still inside and leaving the Moose and the rest of the public standing there like WTF?
Guess those people didn’t need to go wherever they were going anymoose.
Another completely empty train arrived, and to everyone’s disappointment, it went by without stopping. Another 5-minute wait right there!
Finally, the Moose was on the next train home. But he was not taking any chances and was ready to grab onto something any second!
The last thing he wanted was to be flying across the train with his hooves in the air. Anything was possible at this point!
Fortunately, all went well and the Moose safely reached his destination. And the best part? The water was still running normally at home!
Bless those mooseterious water tanks somewhere in the building that allow for such miracles to happen.
But screw whoever lives above the Moose! Stomping like some giant fat skunk all the time.
Anymoose… The Mooseventures continue.
As the 2nd day of The Water Apocalypse approached… the Moose was ready. With all the pots and buckets filled up.
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