Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Attack On Titan

Okay… it wasn’t really an attack. And no titans were harmed in the process of writing about the events that have unfolded this one evening.

One seemingly regular evening…

The Moose was on his way home from work. Walking down the same path he always did since he’s moved to this area.

As he approached the entrance gate to his apartment building, he saw a woman walk up to the gate.

Nothing unusual here. Just another resident coming home.

The Moose watched the woman tap her access card to the card thingy and… push the gate.

But what’s happening? It’s not opening!

With a confused look, thinking that maybe the card didn’t work, she tapped again and pushed!

What the… it’s not opening?

The Moose saw it all as he approached the gate. The woman was struggling to get the gate open.

Why wasn’t it working???

She seemed ready to take it down if she had to, adding more force to each push.

The Moose reached the gate as the woman was about to attempt to push the gate open for the third time.

Gently, he put his hoof on the gate not to spook the woman as he approached the gate from the left side.

He then pulled the gate open and said softly, “Pull.”

As the gate finally opened, the woman rushed through quickly without a word.

True story.

The Moose saved the day!

Okay, really… it was just funny to watch it all.

The Moose did it with a poker face.

Cheers!

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Lord Mooseling

His Holiness Lord Mooseling of The Order Of The Holy Moose. First of His Hoofprint, the Unfaltering, King of Meese, Furcon of Light, and Holy.