Moose Tries New Slurps: Arizona Green Tea With Ginseng And Apple Juice

Arizona Green Tea With Ginseng And Apple Juice | Also A Gramophone And A Moose
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I’ll cut direct to the chase! The Arizona brand has been one of my favorite drinks to buy, but some flavors are (much) better than others.

The Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng & Apple Juice (Red Apple) is absolutely delicious! *slurrrrrrp*

Sweet, juicy taste of the red apple really adds to the tastiness of this drink. Yet this drink is not too sweet like many other drinks of this kind which I often find sickeningly sweet.

How sweet is that? (Count all the times I said ‘sweet’ just now, for no reason at all.)

VERDICT: Tasty slurps I recommend! 😜

Note: I bought this at Village Grocer, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Moose Tries New Nomz: Boss Salted Egg Chips

Boss Salted Egg Chips
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Would you look at that! Salted egg chips! I would say this flavor is a Malaysian favorite.

I’ve seen these chips around for a while now, but honestly? The price spooked me away from buying them. They’re around a whopping 25 ringgit!

How many plates of nasi goreng or ayam kynuit can you get for that? MHM!

I’ve finally bought them just for the sake of trying them out. And I certainly had some moosepectations!

Looking nice and fancy on the pack, but once you open it…

Boss Salted Egg Chips
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That’s not the same fancy and thick shape like on the package!

And the taste? It’s good! Fortunately!

VERDICT: Tasty nomz you can enjoy. Your wallet? Not so much. Unless you’re a high roller and care not for the puny price of these chips.

Note: Bought at Village Grocer, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Tales From The Throne

Imagine sitting on the throne.

Yes, I mean the toilet, in case you need a clarification.

Browsing through Moosetagram, enjoying some lit memes and shit.

Literally and figuratively.

Some time passes and you need to rise once more, emerge into the world.

Ok, just go back to laze around on your sofa, or whatever. It’s Friday!

You need to replace the toilet paper roll.

It didn’t come to you as a surprise as you knew it needed replacing beforehoof.

You prepared a fresh and fine toilet paper roll and put it close to you, so you could easily reach it when you needed to.

And the time came to reach for the stars!

Well, the toilet paper roll. It’s a great thing to reach for anymoose!

So you turned and soon the toilet paper roll was in your hooves.

*SNAP!!!*

What the fur???

You knew exactly what had just occurred.

Yes.

The damn toilet seat broke!!!

No, not the whole toilet, just to be clear (fortunately!). But the damn plastic seat just snapped!

Ron Burgundy WTF Meme

Moose Tries New Nomz: Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza – Quattro Formaggi (Four Cheese)

Ristorante is my favorite frozen pizza! But I’ve never tried this one, assuming that I wouldn’t like it.

And… SPOILER ALERT!

I was wrong.

Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Quoattro Formaggi
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A thin and crispy pizza with four varieties of cheese.

I like thin and crispy pizzas.

How crispy it will be, depends on how long you bake it. If you mess it up, it might end up too crispy. Not in a good way. More like rock hard.

And what kind of cheese exactly?

*reads the back of the box*

Mozzarella cheese, edam cheese, emmental cheese, and blue-veined cheese.

I have not heard of like half of these names. Ever.

Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Quoattro Formaggi
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Once out of the box and the plastic covering it, the pizza was ready to go into the oven.

But, my moose favorite pizza being with some ham or something, I decided to improve this pizza.

With chicken lyoner.

Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Quoattro Formaggi
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Was it worth it?

Absolutely!

It was unmosepectedly good. Real good!

Delicious!

The chicken lyoner went well with the pizza. I liked the taste of every cheese too. It’s hard to describe what it tasted like…

Cheesy? In a good way.

VERDICT: Amazing pizza! You should definitely try it! Especially if you are a cheese lover.

Note: Bought at Village Grocer, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Moose Tries New Nomz: Subway Cheese Melt Sub

Subway Cheese Melt Sub Sandwich And Coke
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I was out on a weekend for whatever reason, and I was hungry. I felt like having some Subway!

Normally, I like to order roasted chicken, but I noticed some new thing on the menu—Cheese Melt Sub (which is also chicken, but with cheese)!

Looked tasty and cheesy and all… so I ordered it with my usual choices: lettuce, cucumber, pickles, onion, mayonnaise and ranch. And I got mooseself a coke. Felt like having something cold and bubbly.

After a battle with the drink machine that had ice stuck in it, I sat down to feast on this delicious looking sub sandwich! (Thanks to the Subway lady for getting the ice out so I could enjoy my slurps.)

Subway Cheese Melt Sub Sandwich
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And delicious it was!

VERDICT: Definitely go for this one next time you’re at Subway! Apparently, it’s there for a limited time too.

Note: I feasted on this at Subway Malaysia in Kuala Lumpur.

Moose Tries New Nomz: Getting Stuff’d

Let me tell you first hoof, this isn’t word play or a pun. That’s what the place is called—stuff’d—mexican. turkish. delicious. (their tagline). And as you can see below, I’ve got mooseself a kebab with a message.

Chicken Kebab With A Quote On It
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The first bite? Nothing too special. But as I kept chomping my way down that chicken kebab, it got damn delicious very quickly! The chicken was good, veggies were nice (even that tomato, and I don’t normally like eating tomatoes), the mayo… YUM!

Chicken Kebab
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Apart from kebabs, they’ve got tacos, burritos, quesadillas and such. You can choose whether you want chicken or beef, different types of sauces and veggies, etc.

VERDICT: I’m coming back there for more! And you should too!

Note: I’ve bought this at the newly opened stuff’d outlet at NU Sentral (or KL Sentral, or the bridge in between those two, whatever you wanna call it!), Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Battle Royale With A Bug, Crumb Catapult And “Palmolive Wanted To Live”

What’s an ordinary weekday evening without a little mooseventure?

The Moose came home with no incidents, with some tasty nomz in his hooves. He took off his shoes, bag and was in the process of taking his top off when something unmoosepected happened…

Suddenly, something flew off of his shoulder and buzzed away into the living room.

What the Holy Fur?

So there it was… some strange big bug in his living room.

How did it get on his clothes? Or worse… was it UNDER his clothes? And it came home with the Moose???

The flying bug could not be identified, but it looked a lot like a huge fly.

Surely, the bug had to be disposed of. But once the Moose was ready to proceed with his mission, the bug disappeared.

Fortunately, the bug made its presence known soon enough and the Moose managed to secure his target in… a Pringles box.

The Moose contemplated whether he should just leave the bug inside the chips box (no, not crisps, we’re not in the UK here) and let it die or just kill it…

Finally, he just let the bug go outside. It may have been a vicious spy out to get the Moose, but oh well… it deserved to live.

But the mooseventures did not end there!

The Moose decided to take on a moist vanilla cake after his dinner while watching none other but the documentary about the life of a 600-pound woman on YouTube.

Exactly what you should be watching when you eat!

It wasn’t a big cake, and when it was close to being eaten, the tin decided to tip over and send a bunch of crumbs flying on the Moose’s phone and the floor.

Now if only he could take a picture of his phone with… his phone? Ok…

Surprisingly, it was easy enough to clean the mess up.

Probably got some crumbs left hiding away that will turn up during cleaning anymoose…

Finally, several documentaries later, the Moose decided it was time to shower. It was almoose time for bed too!

The shower isn’t normally much of a mooseventure worthy of telling tales about, but that naughty Palmolive soap wasn’t having it!

It attempted to escape twice!

There was only room for one pardon this moosevening. Sorry, soap!

And yep… this is all a real story. Just ask the bug!