Moosin’ Around On Moosetagram: Art By Hoof
Moose Tries New Nomz: Cadbury Bubbly
Something new appeared on the shelves at the nearby supermarket. I love chocolate so I had to buy that. Not to mention Cadbury is one of the best chocolate you can get around here that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, and doesn’t taste like skunk fart.
The shape looks kind of like a cloud. Or bubbles. That’s why it’s ‘Bubbly’, get it? It’s also nicely wrapped in some shiny paper thingy and some white regular paper thingy. One of which you can see in the image above.
And inside, it’s bubbles once more. Bubbly inside and out. It’s also heavier than any other chocolate I’ve tried of this type. And really chocolatey. What more can you ask for? Well, I could think of a list, but you get the point!
VERDICT: Tasty nomz you should definitely buy!
Note: I bought this at Village Grocer, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Well Played, Cadbury 🧐
Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Attack On Titan
Okay… it wasn’t really an attack. And no titans were harmed in the process of writing about the events that have unfolded this one evening.
One seemingly regular evening…
The Moose was on his way home from work. Walking down the same path he always did since he’s moved to this area.
As he approached the entrance gate to his apartment building, he saw a woman walk up to the gate.
Nothing unusual here. Just another resident coming home.
The Moose watched the woman tap her access card to the card thingy and… push the gate.
But what’s happening? It’s not opening!
With a confused look, thinking that maybe the card didn’t work, she tapped again and pushed!
What the… it’s not opening?
The Moose saw it all as he approached the gate. The woman was struggling to get the gate open.
Why wasn’t it working???
She seemed ready to take it down if she had to, adding more force to each push.
The Moose reached the gate as the woman was about to attempt to push the gate open for the third time.
Gently, he put his hoof on the gate not to spook the woman as he approached the gate from the left side.
He then pulled the gate open and said softly, “Pull.”
As the gate finally opened, the woman rushed through quickly without a word.
True story.
The Moose saved the day!
Okay, really… it was just funny to watch it all.
The Moose did it with a poker face.
Cheers!
Moose Tries New Nomz: KFC Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger Combo
Ghost pepper? What’s that? A spooky pepper? 🤔
One thing’s clear…. it’s spicy! Upon doing a little bit of Google research, the ghost pepper is in the sauce—Ghost Pepper Sauce.
While moosin’ by KFC, I’ve decided try out the new Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger Combo. Well… ok, it wasn’t just moosin’ by, I went there with a purpose, but the decision to get it was spontaneous.
Something I haven’t noticed at first… the bun is pink. It also includes some cucumbers and tortilla chips, probably mayo, plus the good old Zinger. Comes with a side of regular fries and a drink.
The tortilla chips add some extra crunch and the cucumbers give a fresh relief from the Ghost Pepper Sauce, but otherwise… it’s just a Zinger with some minor face paint and new underwear.
The Ghost Pepper Sauce is supposed to be really spicy, or something. It wasn’t. At least, I didn’t find it to be THAT spicy as they claimed it to be. But I’m sure there will be people feeling like their mouths had been condemned to the fires of hell.
To me, it’s like a glorified chili sauce. All that sauce that comes in bottles, packets or dispensers… like ketchup or any other commercial sauce. Not a fan.
VERDICT: It wasn’t bad, but wasn’t anything great either.
That stuff would be so much better with sambal.
Note: I got these nomz from KFC Malaysia.
What Being A Moose On Discord Is Like
Do I still have to explain that being a Moose is all you need to be successful in life?
How’s being human working out for you on Discord so far?
Thought so.
BEHOLD: Salt Moosae
Moosey Quote You Should Live By
A Moose a day takes the sorrows away!
Lord Mooseling
