Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Attack On Titan

Okay… it wasn’t really an attack. And no titans were harmed in the process of writing about the events that have unfolded this one evening.

One seemingly regular evening…

The Moose was on his way home from work. Walking down the same path he always did since he’s moved to this area.

As he approached the entrance gate to his apartment building, he saw a woman walk up to the gate.

Nothing unusual here. Just another resident coming home.

The Moose watched the woman tap her access card to the card thingy and… push the gate.

But what’s happening? It’s not opening!

With a confused look, thinking that maybe the card didn’t work, she tapped again and pushed!

What the… it’s not opening?

The Moose saw it all as he approached the gate. The woman was struggling to get the gate open.

Why wasn’t it working???

She seemed ready to take it down if she had to, adding more force to each push.

The Moose reached the gate as the woman was about to attempt to push the gate open for the third time.

Gently, he put his hoof on the gate not to spook the woman as he approached the gate from the left side.

He then pulled the gate open and said softly, “Pull.”

As the gate finally opened, the woman rushed through quickly without a word.

True story.

The Moose saved the day!

Okay, really… it was just funny to watch it all.

The Moose did it with a poker face.


Moose Tries New Nomz: KFC Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger Combo

KFC Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger In A Box
© Mooseymares

Ghost pepper? What’s that? A spooky pepper? 🤔

One thing’s clear…. it’s spicy! Upon doing a little bit of Google research, the ghost pepper is in the sauce—Ghost Pepper Sauce.

While moosin’ by KFC, I’ve decided try out the new Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger Combo. Well… ok, it wasn’t just moosin’ by, I went there with a purpose, but the decision to get it was spontaneous.

Something I haven’t noticed at first… the bun is pink. It also includes some cucumbers and tortilla chips, probably mayo, plus the good old Zinger. Comes with a side of regular fries and a drink.

KFC Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger And Fries
© Mooseymares

The tortilla chips add some extra crunch and the cucumbers give a fresh relief from the Ghost Pepper Sauce, but otherwise… it’s just a Zinger with some minor face paint and new underwear.

The Ghost Pepper Sauce is supposed to be really spicy, or something. It wasn’t. At least, I didn’t find it to be THAT spicy as they claimed it to be. But I’m sure there will be people feeling like their mouths had been condemned to the fires of hell.

To me, it’s like a glorified chili sauce. All that sauce that comes in bottles, packets or dispensers… like ketchup or any other commercial sauce. Not a fan.

VERDICT: It wasn’t bad, but wasn’t anything great either.

That stuff would be so much better with sambal.

Note: I got these nomz from KFC Malaysia.

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: The Moosetery Of Falling Balls

The Moose was laying on the sofa on a Saturday, or was it Sunday, moosernoon… Or wait… moosehaps it was moosevening already.

The Moose wears earrings, those types with screw-on balls, and he never has them randomly fall… well… didn’t. Until now.

While watching a random YouTube video or whatever, one of the balls suddenly popped off and flew on the TV table. Convenient.

The Moose picked it up with his hooves, attempting to screw it back on. And then it tumbled down into the abyss of the tiled floor. Fantastic!

Where did it go? Under the sofa? Under the TV table? He looked for it with no avail and gave up for the time being.

Days later, the Moose was at work when another ball just fell off. Once more, it conveniently fell onto his hooves.

This time he managed to screw it back on with success.

The first ball, however, remains to be found and its moosetery is still unsolved.

As is the reason behind the falling balls.