Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Tales From The Throne

Imagine sitting on the throne.

Yes, I mean the toilet, in case you need a clarification.

Browsing through Moosetagram, enjoying some lit memes and shit.

Literally and figuratively.

Some time passes and you need to rise once more, emerge into the world.

Ok, just go back to laze around on your sofa, or whatever. It’s Friday!

You need to replace the toilet paper roll.

It didn’t come to you as a surprise as you knew it needed replacing beforehoof.

You prepared a fresh and fine toilet paper roll and put it close to you, so you could easily reach it when you needed to.

And the time came to reach for the stars!

Well, the toilet paper roll. It’s a great thing to reach for anymoose!

So you turned and soon the toilet paper roll was in your hooves.

*SNAP!!!*

What the fur???

You knew exactly what had just occurred.

Yes.

The damn toilet seat broke!!!

No, not the whole toilet, just to be clear (fortunately!). But the damn plastic seat just snapped!

Ron Burgundy WTF Meme

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Attack On Titan

Okay… it wasn’t really an attack. And no titans were harmed in the process of writing about the events that have unfolded this one evening.

One seemingly regular evening…

The Moose was on his way home from work. Walking down the same path he always did since he’s moved to this area.

As he approached the entrance gate to his apartment building, he saw a woman walk up to the gate.

Nothing unusual here. Just another resident coming home.

The Moose watched the woman tap her access card to the card thingy and… push the gate.

But what’s happening? It’s not opening!

With a confused look, thinking that maybe the card didn’t work, she tapped again and pushed!

What the… it’s not opening?

The Moose saw it all as he approached the gate. The woman was struggling to get the gate open.

Why wasn’t it working???

She seemed ready to take it down if she had to, adding more force to each push.

The Moose reached the gate as the woman was about to attempt to push the gate open for the third time.

Gently, he put his hoof on the gate not to spook the woman as he approached the gate from the left side.

He then pulled the gate open and said softly, “Pull.”

As the gate finally opened, the woman rushed through quickly without a word.

True story.

The Moose saved the day!

Okay, really… it was just funny to watch it all.

The Moose did it with a poker face.

Cheers!