Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Battle Royale With A Bug, Crumb Catapult And “Palmolive Wanted To Live”

What’s an ordinary weekday evening without a little mooseventure?

The Moose came home with no incidents, with some tasty nomz in his hooves. He took off his shoes, bag and was in the process of taking his top off when something unmoosepected happened…

Suddenly, something flew off of his shoulder and buzzed away into the living room.

What the Holy Fur?

So there it was… some strange big bug in his living room.

How did it get on his clothes? Or worse… was it UNDER his clothes? And it came home with the Moose???

The flying bug could not be identified, but it looked a lot like a huge fly.

Surely, the bug had to be disposed of. But once the Moose was ready to proceed with his mission, the bug disappeared.

Fortunately, the bug made its presence known soon enough and the Moose managed to secure his target in… a Pringles box.

The Moose contemplated whether he should just leave the bug inside the chips box (no, not crisps, we’re not in the UK here) and let it die or just kill it…

Finally, he just let the bug go outside. It may have been a vicious spy out to get the Moose, but oh well… it deserved to live.

But the mooseventures did not end there!

The Moose decided to take on a moist vanilla cake after his dinner while watching none other but the documentary about the life of a 600-pound woman on YouTube.

Exactly what you should be watching when you eat!

It wasn’t a big cake, and when it was close to being eaten, the tin decided to tip over and send a bunch of crumbs flying on the Moose’s phone and the floor.

Now if only he could take a picture of his phone with… his phone? Ok…

Surprisingly, it was easy enough to clean the mess up.

Probably got some crumbs left hiding away that will turn up during cleaning anymoose…

Finally, several documentaries later, the Moose decided it was time to shower. It was almoose time for bed too!

The shower isn’t normally much of a mooseventure worthy of telling tales about, but that naughty Palmolive soap wasn’t having it!

It attempted to escape twice!

There was only room for one pardon this moosevening. Sorry, soap!

And yep… this is all a real story. Just ask the bug!

Moose Tries New Nomz: Cadbury Bubbly

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Something new appeared on the shelves at the nearby supermarket. I love chocolate so I had to buy that. Not to mention Cadbury is one of the best chocolate you can get around here that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, and doesn’t taste like skunk fart.

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The shape looks kind of like a cloud. Or bubbles. That’s why it’s ‘Bubbly’, get it? It’s also nicely wrapped in some shiny paper thingy and some white regular paper thingy. One of which you can see in the image above.

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And inside, it’s bubbles once more. Bubbly inside and out. It’s also heavier than any other chocolate I’ve tried of this type. And really chocolatey. What more can you ask for? Well, I could think of a list, but you get the point!

VERDICT: Tasty nomz you should definitely buy!

Note: I bought this at Village Grocer, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: The Moosetery Of Falling Balls SOLVED

Remember that ball that was never found? Bet you don’t because that was like last year or whatever. Ok, this year, but still.

The Moose tried to find it using the flashlight on his phone several times before he gave up.

Something told him that the missing ball would turn up eventually. And what do you know?

Nearly two weeks later after losing it, he noticed something shiny in a rather obvious and open space. It was the ball!

Right there. Unobstructed. And, of course, in a place where the Moose didn’t moosepect for it to have fallen.

But yeah… there we have it! The moosetery of the missing ball is now solved!

Though he still has to pick it up… It’s been… days!

WTF, Moose?

Okay… he’s doing it! *drum roll*

He’s picking it up! *dramatic moosic*

HE DID IT! *applause*

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Attack On Titan

Okay… it wasn’t really an attack. And no titans were harmed in the process of writing about the events that have unfolded this one evening.

One seemingly regular evening…

The Moose was on his way home from work. Walking down the same path he always did since he’s moved to this area.

As he approached the entrance gate to his apartment building, he saw a woman walk up to the gate.

Nothing unusual here. Just another resident coming home.

The Moose watched the woman tap her access card to the card thingy and… push the gate.

But what’s happening? It’s not opening!

With a confused look, thinking that maybe the card didn’t work, she tapped again and pushed!

What the… it’s not opening?

The Moose saw it all as he approached the gate. The woman was struggling to get the gate open.

Why wasn’t it working???

She seemed ready to take it down if she had to, adding more force to each push.

The Moose reached the gate as the woman was about to attempt to push the gate open for the third time.

Gently, he put his hoof on the gate not to spook the woman as he approached the gate from the left side.

He then pulled the gate open and said softly, “Pull.”

As the gate finally opened, the woman rushed through quickly without a word.

True story.

The Moose saved the day!

Okay, really… it was just funny to watch it all.

The Moose did it with a poker face.

Cheers!

Moose Tries New Nomz: KFC Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger Combo

KFC Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger In A Box
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Ghost pepper? What’s that? A spooky pepper? 🤔

One thing’s clear…. it’s spicy! Upon doing a little bit of Google research, the ghost pepper is in the sauce—Ghost Pepper Sauce.

While moosin’ by KFC, I’ve decided try out the new Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger Combo. Well… ok, it wasn’t just moosin’ by, I went there with a purpose, but the decision to get it was spontaneous.

Something I haven’t noticed at first… the bun is pink. It also includes some cucumbers and tortilla chips, probably mayo, plus the good old Zinger. Comes with a side of regular fries and a drink.

KFC Ghost Pepper Zinger Burger And Fries
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The tortilla chips add some extra crunch and the cucumbers give a fresh relief from the Ghost Pepper Sauce, but otherwise… it’s just a Zinger with some minor face paint and new underwear.

The Ghost Pepper Sauce is supposed to be really spicy, or something. It wasn’t. At least, I didn’t find it to be THAT spicy as they claimed it to be. But I’m sure there will be people feeling like their mouths had been condemned to the fires of hell.

To me, it’s like a glorified chili sauce. All that sauce that comes in bottles, packets or dispensers… like ketchup or any other commercial sauce. Not a fan.

VERDICT: It wasn’t bad, but wasn’t anything great either.

That stuff would be so much better with sambal.

Note: I got these nomz from KFC Malaysia.

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: The Moosetery Of Falling Balls

The Moose was laying on the sofa on a Saturday, or was it Sunday, moosernoon… Or wait… moosehaps it was moosevening already.

The Moose wears earrings, those types with screw-on balls, and he never has them randomly fall… well… didn’t. Until now.

While watching a random YouTube video or whatever, one of the balls suddenly popped off and flew on the TV table. Convenient.

The Moose picked it up with his hooves, attempting to screw it back on. And then it tumbled down into the abyss of the tiled floor. Fantastic!

Where did it go? Under the sofa? Under the TV table? He looked for it with no avail and gave up for the time being.

Days later, the Moose was at work when another ball just fell off. Once more, it conveniently fell onto his hooves.

This time he managed to screw it back on with success.

The first ball, however, remains to be found and its moosetery is still unsolved.

As is the reason behind the falling balls.