What’s an ordinary weekday evening without a little mooseventure?
The Moose came home with no incidents, with some tasty nomz in his hooves. He took off his shoes, bag and was in the process of taking his top off when something unmoosepected happened…
Suddenly, something flew off of his shoulder and buzzed away into the living room.
What the Holy Fur?
So there it was… some strange big bug in his living room.
How did it get on his clothes? Or worse… was it UNDER his clothes? And it came home with the Moose???
The flying bug could not be identified, but it looked a lot like a huge fly.
Surely, the bug had to be disposed of. But once the Moose was ready to proceed with his mission, the bug disappeared.
Fortunately, the bug made its presence known soon enough and the Moose managed to secure his target in… a Pringles box.
The Moose contemplated whether he should just leave the bug inside the chips box (no, not crisps, we’re not in the UK here) and let it die or just kill it…
Finally, he just let the bug go outside. It may have been a vicious spy out to get the Moose, but oh well… it deserved to live.
But the mooseventures did not end there!
The Moose decided to take on a moist vanilla cake after his dinner while watching none other but the documentary about the life of a 600-pound woman on YouTube.
Exactly what you should be watching when you eat!
It wasn’t a big cake, and when it was close to being eaten, the tin decided to tip over and send a bunch of crumbs flying on the Moose’s phone and the floor.
Now if only he could take a picture of his phone with… his phone? Ok…
Surprisingly, it was easy enough to clean the mess up.
Probably got some crumbs left hiding away that will turn up during cleaning anymoose…
Finally, several documentaries later, the Moose decided it was time to shower. It was almoose time for bed too!
The shower isn’t normally much of a mooseventure worthy of telling tales about, but that naughty Palmolive soap wasn’t having it!
It attempted to escape twice!
There was only room for one pardon this moosevening. Sorry, soap!
And yep… this is all a real story. Just ask the bug!