Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Tales From The Throne

Imagine sitting on the throne.

Yes, I mean the toilet, in case you need a clarification.

Browsing through Moosetagram, enjoying some lit memes and shit.

Literally and figuratively.

Some time passes and you need to rise once more, emerge into the world.

Ok, just go back to laze around on your sofa, or whatever. It’s Friday!

You need to replace the toilet paper roll.

It didn’t come to you as a surprise as you knew it needed replacing beforehoof.

You prepared a fresh and fine toilet paper roll and put it close to you, so you could easily reach it when you needed to.

And the time came to reach for the stars!

Well, the toilet paper roll. It’s a great thing to reach for anymoose!

So you turned and soon the toilet paper roll was in your hooves.

*SNAP!!!*

What the fur???

You knew exactly what had just occurred.

Yes.

The damn toilet seat broke!!!

No, not the whole toilet, just to be clear (fortunately!). But the damn plastic seat just snapped!

Ron Burgundy WTF Meme

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: Battle Royale With A Bug, Crumb Catapult And “Palmolive Wanted To Live”

What’s an ordinary weekday evening without a little mooseventure?

The Moose came home with no incidents, with some tasty nomz in his hooves. He took off his shoes, bag and was in the process of taking his top off when something unmoosepected happened…

Suddenly, something flew off of his shoulder and buzzed away into the living room.

What the Holy Fur?

So there it was… some strange big bug in his living room.

How did it get on his clothes? Or worse… was it UNDER his clothes? And it came home with the Moose???

The flying bug could not be identified, but it looked a lot like a huge fly.

Surely, the bug had to be disposed of. But once the Moose was ready to proceed with his mission, the bug disappeared.

Fortunately, the bug made its presence known soon enough and the Moose managed to secure his target in… a Pringles box.

The Moose contemplated whether he should just leave the bug inside the chips box (no, not crisps, we’re not in the UK here) and let it die or just kill it…

Finally, he just let the bug go outside. It may have been a vicious spy out to get the Moose, but oh well… it deserved to live.

But the mooseventures did not end there!

The Moose decided to take on a moist vanilla cake after his dinner while watching none other but the documentary about the life of a 600-pound woman on YouTube.

Exactly what you should be watching when you eat!

It wasn’t a big cake, and when it was close to being eaten, the tin decided to tip over and send a bunch of crumbs flying on the Moose’s phone and the floor.

Now if only he could take a picture of his phone with… his phone? Ok…

Surprisingly, it was easy enough to clean the mess up.

Probably got some crumbs left hiding away that will turn up during cleaning anymoose…

Finally, several documentaries later, the Moose decided it was time to shower. It was almoose time for bed too!

The shower isn’t normally much of a mooseventure worthy of telling tales about, but that naughty Palmolive soap wasn’t having it!

It attempted to escape twice!

There was only room for one pardon this moosevening. Sorry, soap!

And yep… this is all a real story. Just ask the bug!

Mooseventures Of A Moosey Moose: The Moosetery Of Falling Balls SOLVED

Remember that ball that was never found? Bet you don’t because that was like last year or whatever. Ok, this year, but still.

The Moose tried to find it using the flashlight on his phone several times before he gave up.

Something told him that the missing ball would turn up eventually. And what do you know?

Nearly two weeks later after losing it, he noticed something shiny in a rather obvious and open space. It was the ball!

Right there. Unobstructed. And, of course, in a place where the Moose didn’t moosepect for it to have fallen.

But yeah… there we have it! The moosetery of the missing ball is now solved!

Though he still has to pick it up… It’s been… days!

WTF, Moose?

Okay… he’s doing it! *drum roll*

He’s picking it up! *dramatic moosic*

HE DID IT! *applause*